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Post by glennonp on Feb 17, 2017 13:49:08 GMT
....I will begin the first thread in this subforum. I hope this doesn't get me banned; if it's against any of the 10 rules posted by our esteemed forum founder, I apologize in advance. But I saw this on Facebook and laughed out loud when I read it. A Valentine From Ayn Rand:  |
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Post by Professor Q on Feb 17, 2017 14:08:34 GMT
....I will begin the first thread in this subforum. I hope this doesn't get me banned; if it's against any of the 10 rules posted by our esteemed forum founder, I apologize in advance. But I saw this on Facebook and laughed out loud when I read it. A Valentine From Ayn Rand: View AttachmentThis is awesome! Kind of reminds me of the scene in the visual novel To The Moon where a guy is picking out a card for his autistic fiancee, and digs up this one: "I'm not yours, You're not mine! Be my Anti-Valentine!" |
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Post by Beryllos on Feb 17, 2017 15:57:38 GMT
I bought a funny birthday card but I don't know whom I can safely give it to. On the front there is a photo of a gentle and prim, grandmotherly woman, with the caption "Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."
Inside it reads "So don't f*** it up. Happy Birthday!"
I bought two and sent one to my brother when he was in the US Army, overseas in the First Gulf War (1990-1991). I imagine he and his mates had a good laugh.
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Post by pensmama87 on Feb 17, 2017 16:51:08 GMT
I'm rather fond of these, even if they are in questionable taste... 😇  |
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Post by Professor Q on Feb 17, 2017 17:42:33 GMT
LOL! 😊
We should do one of those with contemporary world leaders...
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Post by Lou on Feb 17, 2017 18:10:39 GMT
 These are great!
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Post by sirach on Feb 17, 2017 18:12:02 GMT
Hi twin sister! You have a different hairdo, LOL! Welcome!
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Post by Lou on Feb 17, 2017 18:20:15 GMT
Hi! We are twins, although I appear to have forgotten my glasses...good to meet my doppelganger at last! |
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Post by pianistclare on Feb 17, 2017 19:21:48 GMT
I'm rather fond of these, even if they are in questionable taste... 😇 That's hysterical!!!!! |
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Post by pianistclare on Feb 17, 2017 19:22:39 GMT
I once bought a card that read:
Before I met you, I was ashamed of my cowlick.
but now,
I've learn to kiss like everyone else!
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Post by Beryllos on Feb 17, 2017 20:01:35 GMT
I'm rather fond of these, even if they are in questionable taste... 😇 LOL, l iterally! |
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Post by oralabora on Feb 17, 2017 20:28:00 GMT
I gave a funny one to my wife on a recent birthday. It was an old guy in a retirement community running down the road in his wheelchair with a case of Depends yelling "panty raid!"
It really cracked my wife up!
I'm also reminded of a great story in a book by an airline pilot describing the tricks of his trade, that I read many years ago. Once on a flight, he got a note from a 10 year old boy riding in back. The note said "dear pilot, my name is Jimmy, and I love airplanes. So don't f*** up the landing!".
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Post by pianistclare on Feb 17, 2017 20:39:48 GMT
HAHAHA
I also like the one that shows 2 dinosaurs wishing someone a happy birthday:
It reads on the cover
HAPPY BIRTHDAY......REMEMBER US?
Inside:
We sat behind you in Homeroom!!!
I always said about a notorious curmudgeon from the "other place" "he's grumpy and knows it all because he sat behind Moses in Homeroom ".
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Post by pianistclare on Feb 20, 2017 21:36:33 GMT
 A great b'day card |
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Post by tawny on Feb 20, 2017 22:00:39 GMT
Or how many people remember pull chain gravity tanks for the bathroom?
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These are great!
