Dignitas Infinita

So now His Humbleness has decided to canonise the American Declaration of Independence, by paraphrasing its key sentences and cobbling together a babyish piece based on some ideas his friend Smoocho Fernandez has come up with. The pair of them are disgusting and should never have been let into a seminary, so low is their academic acumen and spiritual consciousness, so complete their absence of moral responsibility. It's time to throw them out of the Vatican, they just don't deserve all that luxury and adulation any more.