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Post by pianistclare on Mar 1, 2017 13:50:48 GMT
Brother Grammaticus of the Eternal Words, says no, for how will the youth learn our beloved traditions if we don't annoy them with pithy phrases 24-7? No sin.
IS it a sin to leave the bananas so long on the counter they go too brown to eat? Is this waste sinful?
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Post by glennonp on Mar 1, 2017 17:20:26 GMT
No sin is incurred according to Archbishop Gastronamus of the Titular Diocese of Bananaium...provide you make banana bread and send it to the Archbishop's office as an expiatory offering.
Is it a sin to have your cake and eat it too?
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 1, 2017 20:20:51 GMT
Is it a sin to have your cake and eat it too? No. Stuff like that happened all the time in the Bible, as when the the widow made bread for Elijah, and when Jesus fed the five thousand. My previous question (sniff ) went unanswered. Help an old sinner out, will ya? Shortly after I woke, a song bubbled up from my memory and has been playing inside my head all morning, so I ask: Is it a sin to think of Ashes to Ashes, by David Bowie, on Ash Wednesday?
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Post by porthos on Mar 2, 2017 0:24:49 GMT
Is it a sin to have your cake and eat it too? No. Stuff like that happened all the time in the Bible, as when the the widow made bread for Elijah, and when Jesus fed the five thousand. My previous question (sniff ) went unanswered. Help an old sinner out, will ya? Shortly after I woke, a song bubbled up from my memory and has been playing inside my head all morning, so I ask: Is it a sin to think of Ashes to Ashes, by David Bowie, on Ash Wednesday? The title of the song is most appropriate for Ash Wednesday, therefore I doubt there is any sin. What kind of mortal sin is a man-bun? (I'm not asking if it's a sin. Everybody knows it's a mortal sin by itself, even without full knowledge and full consent).
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 2, 2017 0:51:45 GMT
Second only to the nefarious mullet.......all I can say is GAH!
SIN SIN SIN. Get thee to a salon! STAT!
Is it a sin to eat popcorn for your last small meal??
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Post by Professor Q on Mar 2, 2017 6:01:37 GMT
Second only to the nefarious mullet.......all I can say is GAH! SIN SIN SIN. Get thee to a salon! STAT! Is it a sin to eat popcorn for your last small meal?? REPLY Frs. Sanders and McDonald of the Penitentiary Council for Modernism in Foods note that there is no sin in such an act, unless said popcorn is consumed in inordinately large quantities and with large amounts of butter. However, they warn the faithful that it's probably healthier to stick to carrot sticks, which can be purchased from the Penitentiary Fasting Store in a can at the modest price of 25.99 Euros. Is it a sin to search Google News for stories on the Pope every day?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 4, 2017 0:20:50 GMT
It's a sin that you feel you have to! He's at the top of everyone's news page daily. He's right there between "try this weird trick to pay off your mortgage" which is accompanied by a picture of a terminally wrinkled man and the latest Kardashian child, see thru outfit, or husband/and or wife.
Is it a sin to eat cookies for a snack, citing that old saw about being too old to give up stuff?
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 4, 2017 7:29:16 GMT
Is it a sin to eat cookies for a snack, citing that old saw about being too old to give up stuff? Sister Éclair replies: If you eat only the broken cookies, it doesn't count. Use a mallet if necessary. Is it a sin to keep eating "just one more" until the cookies are all gone?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 4, 2017 11:54:53 GMT
This is a tough one, as it could lead to habitual sin. If said cookies are rendered into powder with aforementioned mallet.......it could be penitential. No sin. Is it a sin to dread a middle school retreat today that is a day long enterprise with 500 kids? GAH!
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 8, 2017 6:29:39 GMT
No sin. When our Lord and Savior instructed the multitude not to worry about tomorrow, he was referring to the ordinary trials of life, not a group of 500 middle school students in the year 2017. Sufficient for about a week is that evil.
Is it a sin to eat bacon-flavored potato chips on Fridays in Lent?
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Post by Professor Q on Mar 8, 2017 6:49:23 GMT
REPLY The Sacred Penitentiary wishes to point out that flavouring is not the same as food. However, if said flavouring contains actual traces of meat, it is probably left untouched, in keeping with Canon Law 1924.3.4.8.7.sub2 on food derivatives. Fr. Nat Nitpicker, who looked up the relevant clause, would appreciate your prayers as the dust in those old tomes gave him a bad case of the sneezes. Is it a sin to sing in the shower?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 8, 2017 12:00:44 GMT
No, so long as you're singing "Rain Down, Rain Down" of the popular Book of Funky Praise and Worship Hymnody" Volume 24.
Is it a sin to eat egg salad every day for lunch for a week? I don't want to get obsessed, but it's delicious!
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 9, 2017 6:56:03 GMT
No sin if your digestion is good. Is it a sin to make your teenage kids listen to "Oldies" or "Classic Rock," which is still current as far as you're concerned, when you are driving the car?
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Post by Professor Q on Mar 9, 2017 7:04:11 GMT
No sin if your digestion is good. Is it a sin to make your teenage kids listen to "Oldies" or "Classic Rock," which is still current as far as you're concerned, when you are driving the car? REPLY In response to this quaeritur, Fr. George Ringo of the Sins Against Sacred Music subdivision points out that there is no sin, as long as you are not inflicting Phil Collins on them. In a private revelation, Fr. George saw the souls in purgatory being tormented by having to listen to "Sussudio". Is it a sin to NOT donate money to pushy young activists who barge into your office and suggest that you should donate a quarter of your monthly salary to their Cause, failing which you are a terrible person?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 10, 2017 17:56:08 GMT
NO!!!!!! see Father Dimitri's lesson on baskets HERE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5-5bStZhg&app=desktop
Is it a sin to forego the fish fry tonight and go out for fish instead?
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