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Post by pianistclare on Mar 13, 2017 2:14:46 GMT
Es meen Dimitri! beryy meen!
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 13, 2017 2:15:39 GMT
Ees BEEG SEEEN!
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 17, 2017 3:01:42 GMT
Ees seen gettink engry on Ees Seen! tread? Brother Lou, whenever faced with such an inscrutable question, answers "42." This has gotten him in considerable trouble at seminary.
Is it a sin to eat Lucky Charms for breakfast on St. Patrick's Day?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 17, 2017 19:16:36 GMT
No! It's the breakfast of champion leprechauns! Is it a sin to pig out on corned beef and cribbage at every meal today? ? Yummers! Pass the mustard!
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 21, 2017 1:21:59 GMT
The Archbishop gave a special dispensation for pigging out on corned beef. As for playing cribbage at every meal today, he replied "I don't see why not, as long as your hands are clean!"
Is it a sin to neglect this thread in order to catch up on other tasks at home?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 21, 2017 1:56:09 GMT
Yes. Yes it is. Now go forth and be witty!
Is it a song to read at TOP / it's like a train wreck...you cant look away 😲
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 21, 2017 6:23:21 GMT
Surely you meant to ask "Is it a sin?" However, if you had truly meant to ask "Is it a song," I can think of the perfect song for the occasion: Aaron Neville - The Grand TourNow, getting back to your question, it is not necessarily a sin. It all depends. Carried out with patience and charity, it may be a penance. On the other hand, if you go there with the intention of whipping the World News forum into a frenzy, that would be a sin (Heh, heh, heh). Is it a sin to reheat cold coffee?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 21, 2017 13:25:06 GMT
It's sacrifical at best, kind of sad at worst. The Sacred Penitentiary commends you thriftiness though.
Is it a sin ( hA! I almost wrote SING) to fraternally correct someone who really really doesn't WANT to be corrected?
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Post by Professor Q on Mar 24, 2017 11:36:15 GMT
REPLY The Sacred Penitentiary notes that while admonishing the sinner is a spiritual work of mercy, it must not be done at the expense of our sanity or our vocal cords. Even Christ Himself advised to stop at three warnings, two of which would be accompanied by a posse. Thus, persisting beyond this point would be sinful, but only venially so. Deacon Dan adds that if three times aren't the charm, just tell them to go to confession, preferably with Father Z. Is it a sin to refer to Medjugorje as "Medjugoogoo" and be amused by it?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 24, 2017 18:01:20 GMT
You have successfully tickled the funnybone Sr. Melancholia of the Perpetually Flatulent. Congratulations dear poster. We didn't think she had one. Excuse us while the Sacred Penitentiary attempts to stop rolling on the floor. OK. I'm composed now. No. No sin. Is it a sin to long for the pithy sayings and sage advice of Father Dimitri of the Zee Beeg Church down the Street?
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Post by Professor Q on Mar 25, 2017 5:57:15 GMT
You have successfully tickled the funnybone Sr. Melancholia of the Perpetually Flatulent. Congratulations dear poster. We didn't think she had one. Excuse us while the Sacred Penitentiary attempts to stop rolling on the floor. View AttachmentOK. I'm composed now. No. No sin. Is it a sin to long for the pithy sayings and sage advice of Father Dimitri of the Zee Beeg Church down the Street? REPLY The Sacred Penitentiary reminds us that for centuries, the Church has been seeking reunion with her Orthodox brethren. Thus, there is no sin in longing for the teachings of Fr. Dimitri, Fr. Vladimir, Fr. Oleg, Fr. Yuri, Fr. Mikhail or Fr. Andrei, as long as they are in conformity with the teachings of Ze One, Holee, Katholikos and Apostolikos Church down in Ze Vatican. Is it a sin to go to Ron Conte's blog and post the word Medjugoogoo there? (true story: ronconte.wordpress.com/2017/03/20/ask-me-about-the-warning/comment-page-2/#comment-3700)
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 25, 2017 7:07:49 GMT
Egad.
Stay ye away from such horrible sites. As if TOP isn't bad enough! You might be doing so as atonement for some horribly bad puns, but COME ONE! Get ahold of yourself man! BUt not in an amorous way, of course. wink wink
Is it a sin to be up and posting late into the night? I have about 3/4 of my 1000 piece puzzle done and I'm tired, but wanted to check in and see if anyone was still up.
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Post by Beryllos on Mar 26, 2017 3:31:44 GMT
Brother Vigilare responds "Sleep is for the weak. No sin."
Brother Dally says "Sleep is for the week. Fun is for the weekend. No sin."
Is it a sin to counsel a scrupulous person to pray less?
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Post by pianistclare on Mar 27, 2017 2:18:20 GMT
But what if they don't and they pray more? Is it a sin if they don't do exactly as you say? What if it's daylight savings time and they lose an hour of prayer. Do they have to make up for it in the fall? What time shoudl they start? What if they are less than diligent? How can they be more diligent? Is due diligence central to prayer? Or do made up prayers expire? What's the shelf life of rote prayers? If they're rote, who writes them? Why does the Our Father still say Our Father if I'm a singular person, multiple personality disorder notwithstanding. And what If I don't pray standing up? It is a sin not to kneel and pray? Do we need to kneel, or does that make us needy? Or should we knead, like cats do? Do cats pray before they eat their pray?
What was the question?
I'm off to play my accordion. Let's all sing in one accord shall we?
No sin.
Is it a sin to be thinking YAHOOOOOOOOOO that TOP might be ...dare I say it......deceased?
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Post by Professor Q on Mar 27, 2017 11:29:02 GMT
But what if they don't and they pray more? Is it a sin if they don't do exactly as you say? What if it's daylight savings time and they lose an hour of prayer. Do they have to make up for it in the fall? What time shoudl they start? What if they are less than diligent? How can they be more diligent? Is due diligence central to prayer? Or do made up prayers expire? What's the shelf life of rote prayers? If they're rote, who writes them? Why does the Our Father still say Our Father if I'm a singular person, multiple personality disorder notwithstanding. And what If I don't pray standing up? It is a sin not to kneel and pray? Do we need to kneel, or does that make us needy? Or should we knead, like cats do? Do cats pray before they eat their pray? What was the question? I'm off to play my accordion. Let's all sing in one accord shall we? No sin. Is it a sin to be thinking YAHOOOOOOOOOO that TOP might be ...dare I say it......deceased? REPLY The Sacred Penitentiary notes that the proclaiming of "YAHOO!" over a downed foe is quite Scriptural if said foe is oppressing the People of God (see Obadiah; Nahum 3; Jeremiah 49). However, as it is not clear if TOP meets the criteria for such oppression as yet, the Penitentiary recommends prudence; however, she also must remind the penitent sinner that "YAHOO!" is, at best, a venial sin, unlike "GOOGLE!" which is a mortal one, or "LIFESITENEWS!" which can be remitted only by a Bishop. Is it a sin to name one's son Obadiah?
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